Nobody likes Five Guys as much as this guy

I like Five Guys well enough: they make a mean cheeseburger, and their fries are pretty solid. But my appreciation absolutely pales in comparison to Daym Drops’. Listen to him, my friends, as he explains the difference between a weak burger and a burger that has strength.

And here’s the (inevitable, it seems) remix, courtesy of The Gregory Brothers (the folks behind “Auto-tune the News” and “Bed Intruder Song”).

Cheeseburger and fries photo via UtahDinersGuide.com.