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A Tale Of Two Sisters

by Kim Ji-woon

Todd over at Twitch has been raving about this film almost nonstop, so much so that I picked up a copy when I was in Toronto (gotta love those 6 DVDs for $30 deals in Chinatown)... and promptly set it on my shelf where it has been gathering dust ever since.  I’m not really sure why I took so long to watch it.  I’m sure part of it has to do with the fact that I’m not much of a horror fan, though A Tale Of Two Sisters is most definitely not a retread of the Ring/Ju-On formula that’s been done to death these days.  And I also suppose part of the reason is my natural skepticism about films that have received heaps of praise, and that is definitely the case with A Tale Of Two Sisters.

But in all honesty, it does deserve quite a bit of that praise.  For starters, the film is just absolutely gorgeous to watch.  Writer/director Kim Ji-woon (who first burst on the scene with The Foul King) shoots some beautiful film, especially inside the house in which the film is set.  He loves to capture the textures and patterns throughout the house, leading your eye into the background where the scares often happen.  And unlike many horror directors, he’s not afraid of suffusing his scenes with bright sunlight, creating cheery, nostalgic scenes that are promptly turned inside out.

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Shaun Of The Dead

by Edgar Wright

Perhaps one of the greatest travesties of this year’s Toronto International Film Festival was that Shaun Of The Dead didn’t play during the Midnight Madness program.  Apparently, everyone except the distributor wanted it to happen, which meant it didn’t.  But if it had, I swear it would’ve owned every single person in the room.  I finally got a chance to see Shaun, and it’s simply terrific.  And I can only imagine how insane it would’ve been to see it in the Ryerson along with 1300 other cult film fans in the wee hours of the night.

I just got in my Spaced Definitive Collector’s Edition, which I’ve already begun showing off to people.  Seeing as how Spaced and Shaun Of The Dead were made by the same people, it’s only natural to make some comparisons.  However, as the movie progressed, I found it more difficult to do so.  Sure, you see Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Jessica Stevenson (to name but a few) running through the streets of London taking the heads off of zombies.  But whereas Spaced had this endearing, very juvenile sense of glee about it, Shaun Of The Dead feels remarkably mature and adult.  At least, for a zombie movie.

Shaun (Pegg) looks and acts like Spaced‘s Tim… only all grown up and completely disillusioned.  He’s a good bloke, but he’s stuck in a dead-end job, lives with a friend who is sucking him dry, stuck in a relationship that he just can’t seem to be responsible enough for, and unable to communicate with the rest of his family.  And yet when the chance arises to become a hero, a chance that could only come in one of those comic books that Tim illustrated, he’s finally given a chance to really live.

Although Spaced had plenty of solid character moments, I was completely unprepared for the depth of character on display throughout Shaun Of The Dead.  Sure, there’s plenty of buffoonery, thanks to the relationship between Shaun and Ed (his irresponsible roommate, played wonderfully by Frost), but there are some genuinely heartfelt moments that blew me away, moments when Shaun is desperately trying to save his loved ones, is desperately trying to be a hero.

Even secondary characters feel fleshed out.  In one scene, Shaun meets up with Yvonne, an old friend (played by his Spaced co-star Stevenson).  Just the way they interact, their nervous glances and embraces, implies a shared history, even a hint of regret.  The same goes for Shaun’s relationship with his step-dad, which starts out as the inspiration for some of the movie’s funniest scenes, but ends up with some real emotional clout.

However, this is not what you expect from a zombie movie.  You typically expect the characters in these sorts of movies to be mere fodder, tools to help further the movie along to the next munching scene.  However, Shaun Of The Dead brilliantly slips one past you by making these characters you actually care about and root for.  When something bad happens to one of them, it actually hits you and means something, and when the slapstick comes, the laughs are that much more enjoyable.  As such, the movie quickly rises above being a mere excuse to splash some gore across the scene.

Of course, there is plenty of gore, including decapitations, torn flesh, nasty zombie bites, and oodles of entrails strewn about.  It’s definitely not for the squeamish.  Pegg and writer/director Edgar Wright have their zombie lore down pat, and the movie works quite well as a fanboy’s homage to all things undead (just as Spaced did for comic books and sci-fi geekery).  And there’s even some social commentary thrown in there as well, about how modern life with all of its mass media and drudgery turns us all into zombies.  Of course, it’s all done tongue-in-cheek, and never gets in the way of the movie’s sense of fun and heart.

I was also impressed at just how professional and confident this film felt.  Mixing romance, comedy, and zombies could easily have made for a very chaotic and uneven flick, but Wright handles it all with considerable skill.  There’s one sequence in particular, as Shaun, completely oblivious to the walking dead, takes a morning stroll that’s choreographed so brilliantly and executed so naturally that it’s truly jawdropping.  Throw in some of Pegg’s pratfalls and the best use of Queen in a zombie movie ever, and you’ve got quite a lot of icing on the cake.

Truth be told, I’m pretty surprised that this movie is playing in Lincoln, and in the mainstream theatres to boot.  Part of me wishes this wasn’t the case, although I’d love to see Pegg, Wright, and Co. get all the acclaim they deserve, and then some.  But part of me wants to keep this to myself, and give it all of the love any true cult film deserves.  I’m curious to see how this plays, because it’s so much more than we deserve from your typical zombie movie.  And yet, it’s almost subversive at the same time, the way it blends such solid characters with plenty of gore and some wicked humor.

Whatever the case, I can’t wait to see it again.  Only this time, with a bunch of mates as we all get treated to a full dose of RomZomCom.


Gozu

by Takashi Miike

I have mixed feelings about Japanese shock director Takashi Miike (Audition, Ichi The Killer).  On the one hand, he is undoubtedly an incredibly creative man, capable of shooting stunning film and telling perfectly crafted stories when he reins in some of his baser instincts.  The man’s vision of the world is absolutely, 100% unique.  You could never confuse a Miike film for anything else.

On the other hand, several of Miike’s film cross the line into misogyny and you often get the sense that he’s painted himself into a corner by building a name as a shock director.  He now has to keep upping the ante to maintain the interest of his fans, and his films often degenerate into sloppy, messy affairs that don’t seem to have much point other than cramming as much bizarre and unsettling imagery onto the screen as possible.

I wasn’t planning on seeing Gozu, one of Miike’s latest films (he releases 3 or 4 in any given year), but when it turned out that Gozu was the last film I was working on my last volunteer shift of the festival and they needed somebody to sit in the theater to watch out for video pirates, I quickly volunteered my services.  I was rewarded with a prime seat right next to the film’s local representative who could be seen shaking his head and muttering “This is so messed up…” at several points throughout the screening.

Gozu is billed as a yakuza horror film, and though it certainly involves a good number of yakuza, it is absolutely not a horror film.  There is no attempt made to scare the audience here and the local distributor would do well to rethink their marketing.  Heh… who am I kidding?  This thing’s never going to get out there on any scale where marketing’s going to matter.

Gozu is a thoroughly bizarre, Jungian excursion that would make David Lynch blush at the straightforwardness of his own films.  Trained yakuza attack Chihuahuas, wildly lactating innkeepers, conflicted loyalties, a disappearing corpse, sexual repression, a strange cow headed figure, a yakuza boss who can only get an erection if he has a soup ladle inserted into his anus, and a graphic adult human birth scene—that would be an adult human giving birth to another adult human—that puts Udo Kier’s birth scene at the end of The Kingdom to shame all figure prominently.

Some of this is old ground for Miike (the excessive lactation pops up in a few of his films), but what separates this one is an absurd sense of humor that Miike has only really exhibited before with The Happiness Of The Katakuris. While he normally tends to get bogged down in attempts to shock and disturb, with Gozu Miike is working with a nod and a wink, acknowledging that he’s putting together something utterly bizarre and confounding and inviting the audience to simply sit back and enjoy the ride.

As far as narrative goes, Gozu is primarily the story of Minami, a low level yakuza gangster, and his immediate superior Ozaki to whom Minami is intensely loyal.  However, Ozaki has fallen out of favor with the gang.  The boss feels Ozaki is losing his grip on reality (see above comment regarding trained yakuza attack Chihuahuas) and orders Minami to take Ozaki out to a gang-run autowrecker and execute him.  Minami agonizes over what he’s going to do throughout the entire drive until he suddenly comes to a washed out bridge and slams on the brakes, sending Ozaki flying headfirst into the dashboard, breaking his neck and thus doing Minami’s job for him.

Visibly rattled, Minami stops at a roadside diner for a coffee, but while he’s inside, Ozaki’s body disappears.  The bulk of the film is then spent with Minami trying to track down Ozaki’s corpse, which increasingly appears to have been reanimated.  Eventually, he tracks down a young woman who claims to be Ozaki and who can recite, verbatim, entire conversations that only Minami and Ozaki knew as proof of her identity.

As has been the case with virtually every Miike film I have seen, I was very impressed with the caliber of the cinematography, editing, and performances. Very often this material is poorly shot on the cheap, with the filmmakers counting on the general oddity to distract the viewers from the poor quality, but not Miike.  In his case, he’s an obviously gifted filmmaker who has just chosen a very strange genre in which to express himself.

Written by Chris Brown.


Ju-On

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Film festival Midnight Madness screenings are the absolute best place in the world to indulge in genre film mania.  There’s no experience quite like being packed into the grand old Uptown Theater (now sadly closed, this festival was it’s last hurrah) with 900 rabid fans screaming at all the right moments for whatever kung fu, horror, or other general strangeness the programmers have chosen to throw on screen.  I was out of town for Ong Bak and am still kicking myself for missing it, but Ju-On more than made up for it.

This Japanese ghost story is poised to become the next Ring.  It’s already created enough of a sensation in Asia that the sequel has already been completed and Sam Raimi is currently in Japan producing an English language remake with original director Takashi Shimizu at the helm.

This is very likely the most effective horror film I have ever seen.  Ever.  Told in an episodic fashion that lets the director throw in a good scare every ten minutes or so, Ju-On is a basic haunted house story.  A mother and her young son were murdered in their home—the mother’s corpse hidden in the attic, the son’s never found—and they now harbor a grudge against the living.  Simply put, if you come too close, the ghosts kill you.  Or drive you mad.  Then you yourself take on the curse and the circle widens.

The film’s structure is dead simple.  A single name appears on a black screen.  That person is going to die in the next film segment.  Person dies, next name appears.  Repeat.  No, there’s not a whole lot of plot—if you get too close you die, remember?  Not a lot of room for plot development, but Shimizu does such an incredible job of building up tension and then delivering the goods that nobody really cares about storyline anyway.  It’s all about getting to the next scare.

Perhaps what’s most impressive about this film is that all of the hallmarks of the American horror film—the gore, the shocking effects—are completely absent here.  Shimizu scares the pants off you using nothing more than sound and lighting effects, a killer sense of timing, and a little kid painted this odd pale purple color.

Written by Chris Brown.


Ju-On

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I’m not a huge fan of horror movies.  I’m a complete sissy when it comes to most films in the genre.  Heck, I haven’t even seen any of the Nightmare On Elm Street or Friday The 13th movies, supposed classics of the genre, or so I’ve been told.  However, I am a huge fan of the horror movies that Japan has been putting out in recent years, at least of the handful that I have seen.

The Ring didn’t quite live up to expectations I had, though there were many elements of it that I did appreciate.  On the other hand, Dark Water scared the crap out of me, turning me into a screaming little girl the first I watched it (a good thing, mind you) while also revealing a lot more emotional and thematic depth than I had expected from a horror flick.  But they’re nothing compared to Ju-On (trans. The Grudge).

Ju-On doesn’t really have a plot per se, but rather a premise that merely plays out through a series of episodes. 

In a grainy, black and white flashback that begins the film, we catch glimpses of a man going insane and killing his family (including the cat).  He hides his wife’s body in the attic before committing suicide, but their 6-year-old boy goes missing and is never found.  Jump forward to the present, where their spirits now haunt their old house.  However, don’t expect the poor, misunderstood specters of The Sixth Sense.  Because of the violent nature of their deaths, Ju-On‘s spirits now bear a terrible grudge against the world of the living, and anyone who comes in contact with the house is subject to their wrath.

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Dark Water

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I watched Hideo Nakata’s Ringu a few weeks ago, and while the movie had its moments, it never quite lived up to the hype surrounding it.  There were some creepy moments to be sure, and Nakata knew how to create a tense atmosphere, but I was never as scared as I thought I could be.  It almost felt like Nakata couldn’t really figure out quite what to do with all of the tension he was creating in his scenes, and ended up letting a bunch of potentially pants wetting moments go to waste.

With Dark Water, however, Nakata has it figured out, delivering one helluva scary movie.

Yoshimi is a recently divorced mother trying to start a new life with her young daughter, Ikuko.  Not having a lot of money, she moves into a rather rundown apartment building, its grey drab walls and peeling paint a clear indication that the place has seen better days.  But Yoshimi is determined to support her small family and for awhile, things appear to be going well.  Yoshimi gets a job at a publishing company, while Ikuko seems to be getting along fine at her new school.  But of course, that’s just when things start to get weird.

Mysterious water spots begin inching their way across the apartment’s ceiling, dripping all over the floor and creating a sense of decay and spoilage.  Ikuko begins acting strangely, talking to an imaginary friend named Mitsuko (which just so happens to be the name of little girl who disappeared several years ago) and having “incidents” at school.  A red bag keeps popping up throughout Yoshimi’s apartment building, the water has a funny taste, and Yoshimi keeps catching glimpses of a mysterious little girl.

Convinced that this is a trick from her ex-husband (and for a moment, it seems like this might be the case), Yoshimi’s mental state begins to break down, even threatening Ikuko’s well being.  Her attorney, concerned that Yoshimi’s outbursts might harm their case, helps her investigate and manages to dispel Yoshimi’s fears.  But just for a little while.  The mysterious red bag appears again, strands of hair start coming through the faucet, and footsteps in the abandoned apartment above keep growing louder.

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Witch Hunter Robin

by Shukō Murase

My introduction to Witch Hunter Robin came in a completely roundabout way.  I stumbled across a Japanese trailer while actually looking info on another title.  Despite being less than 30 seconds long, the short glimpse I got of the artwork and animation was enough to instantly hook me.  Thanks to EBay, I was able to acquire a couple of VCDs that contained the entire series, and promptly launched into a witch-hunting binge.  Now that I’ve finished, I want more.

In Witch Hunter Robin, the term “witch” doesn’t really refer to magic practitioners or people who sell their souls to the devil in exchange for power.  Rather, it refers to people with superhuman abilities, be it telekinesis, the ability to control the elements, read people’s minds, etc.

In order to prevent these individuals from harming the rest of humanity, a shadowy organization called “Solomon” tracks down and destroys witches.  However, Solomon’s Japanese branch, STN-J, operates differently.  Rather than kill witches, STN-J captures them using a mysterious substance called “orbo” in order to study their mysterious abilities.  When the series begins, STN-J is awaiting the arrival of a new hunter to take the place of one who was killed in a mission.  The new hunter turns out to be Robin, an enigmatic young girl clad in a black Victorian gown.  Strangely, Robin has a power of her own, the ability to control fire, a fact that troubles her new comrades.

The series starts off quite slowly, with the first 9 episodes or so following an “X-Files”-esque format.  STN-J is called in to investigate a bizarre crime or occurrence, one that frustrates the police’s attempts to solve.  In the course of their research, they discover yet another witch whose abilities have grown out of control.  And like an “X-Files” episode, there’s never an obvious answer as several plot twists and revelations take place before the end credits.

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The Eye

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The first time I watched The Eye, it didn’t really do a whole lot for me.  Sure, the Pang Brothers had style and panache to spare, and the film certainly had its share of spooky moments.  But the story, that of a blind woman who regains her sight after an operation and begins seeing terrifying visions, felt way too familiar to another movie starring dead people.  With her therapist’s help, she seeks to understand what’s going on, eventually learning about the woman from whom she received her eyes.  Similarities to The Sixth Sense are pretty obvious, but seeing it a second time revealed a lot that I missed before and really strengthened my opinion of the film.

Angela Lee’s performance as Mun, the woman tortured with these visions, is first-rate and really anchors the film.  Her portrayal of a woman coming to terms with sight is striking and very touching.  I think what I like best about it is her naivete.  Because of her blindness, she has no idea what things look like.  Therefore, when she sees stuff that would scare the bejeezers out of normal people, she reacts with curiosity, assuming this is just one more thing to get used to as a seeing person.  But when she is scared, her trembling hands and wide-eyed look are a little too eerie for comfort.

There’s a greater feeling of tragedy and sorrow running throughout The Eye than The Sixth Sense (itself a fairly somber film).  This becomes very clear as we learn more about Ling, the tortured young woman who stands at the center of everything.  As the audience and Mun begin to understand Ling’s cursed life, especially her troubled childhood, it grows very sobering without ever seeming manipulative or forced.

As with Bangkok Dangerous (the Pang’s previous film), what really distinguishes The Eye is its style.  The film’s stunning cinematography, editing, and direction, combined with outstanding effects, ensure that the film always remains riveting.

The visual effects are great—especially during Mun’s many frightening visions, such as when she wakes up to find her bedroom slowly morphing into someone else’s—but what really got me the second time around was the movie’s sound.  Since Mun has been blind most of her life, she’s lived in a world dominated by sound, and the directors work this angle to the hilt.  Every subtle noise, be it a footstep, a door swooshing open, or air rushing through a vent, could very well mean something very ominous.

These all combine to create a film that manages to stand on its own merit, rather than get written off as a Sixth Sense knock-off (unless you want to get really nitpicky).  The Pangs know how to create loads of atmosphere, and there are some genuinely creepy sequences (you won’t look at elevators the same way, I guarantee).  Once again, the duo prove themselves capable of taking what should be an unoriginal story and injecting it with fresh life and an unexpected twist or two.  Enough so that successive viewings still yield something new and interesting.


Wild Zero

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I normally prefer to watch movies alone.  First off, I get pretty tired of all of the kung fu and anime jokes that I get heckled with by people walking through the room.  Second, people always seem to insist on asking me questions about what’s going to happen next in the movie, rather than patiently waiting 5 more minutes to find out for themselves.  Finally, more people just mean more distractions, especially when I just want to really absorb and digest a movie (be it a French surrealist piece or a madcap Hong Kong actionfest).  It’s difficult enough to make it through some of the movies I watch without having to put up with some smart aleck’s wisecracks, or yet another “I can’t believe you bought this” comment.

Of course, there are notable exceptions to this, and Wild Zero is one of them.  The first time I saw this movie I was alone, which may have been a mistake.  Mathematically speaking, this is one case where your enjoyment of the movie is directly proportional to the number of people in the room with you.

For better or worse, Tetsuro Takeuchi set out to make the ultimate cult movie, culling elements from zombie movies (Night Of The Living Dead), 50s B-grade sci-fi movies (Plan 9 From Outer Space), and rock n’ roll movies (Rock N’ Roll High Forever).  And it might be that his little formula worked a little too well for the film’s own good.  In the end Wild Zero is filled with lots of ambition, excess, and energy that gets a little ahead of itself at times.

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Bubba Ho-Tep

by Don Coscarelli

One of the things that sets the Toronto festival apart from other major film festivals is the “Midnight Madness” program.  Lest we get all caught up in how arty we’re being, the Toronto festival has midnight cult cinema and b-film screenings every night of the festival.  Needless to say, I spent a lot of time at these shows.  This was the first.

Here’s the set up.  Bruce Campbell—he of the large chin and Evil Dead fame—plays an aging Elvis Presley.  Seems the King tired of his fame at his peak and swapped places with an impersonator, with the plan being to eventually switch back.  The King gets a break; the impersonator gets to be adored.  It’s a good deal until the impersonator kicks off unexpectedly thereby leaving Elvis unable to switch places back.  He’s now a resident of an east Texas rest home where everybody thinks he’s insane because he keeps insisting that he really is the real Elvis Presley.  He also has an unpleasant growth on the end of his penis and hasn’t had an erection in years.

Elvis’ best friend in the home is an elderly black man, played by Ossie Davis, who thinks he’s JFK.  The two of them realize that there’s an evil force at work in the rest home feeding on the residents’ souls.  They deduce, correctly, that this must be some ancient Egyptian mummy and knowing that noone will ever believe a story like this from two crazy old men, they set off to destroy the mummy themselves.

Yes, it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds.  How could a film that features two senior citizens battling a decomposing Egyptian mummy while one hobbles around in a walker and the other in a wheelchair not be ridiculous? It’s absolutely hilarious.  Bubba Ho-Tep is everything a “B” film should be, and if the creators ever manage to get it into theaters (apparently there were four different distributors there for the screening), it will quickly establish itself as an absolute classic of the genre.  No question.

Thing is, though, Bubba Ho-Tep is more than just disposable fluff.  This is a far, far better film than any avowed “B” flick has the right to be.  First of all, Campbell delivers an incredible performance as Elvis.  Yes, he plays it for laughs, but he gives the character a depth that you wouldn’t at all expect in this type of film.  Campbell’s Elvis is tinged with a deep sadness as he reflects on the pointlessness of fame and mourns the broken relationship with his daughter, a relationship he knows can never be fixed because everyone believes that he is dead.

Second, director Don Coscarelli, best known for the Phantasm films and the original Beastmaster movie, has shot some beautiful film here.  The cinematography is stunning, and the editing job is simply perfect.  Coscarelli’s done the low budget film thing before, and he’s obviously learned a thing or two about what it takes to make a good film on a budget.  Lesson one being “don’t waste money on cheap effects when you can accomplish the mood you need through good lighting, believable characters, and deliberate pacing”.

In all, an excellent film, a sure classic in the “B” film genre and a great start to the festival.

Written by Chris Brown.