Best. Band Photo. Ever.

Simon and his guitar #1

I’ve received a lot of band photos in a lot of press kits over the years, and sorry PR companies: this photo beats them all.

Simon and his guitar #2

Listen son, I know you’re really excited about your music, but if you want to get the girls, you’ll need to be moody and angsty. Girls love moody and angsty. (That’s how I got your mom.)

Simon and his guitar #3

Much better.